SERIOUSLY

Looking at the room,
I can tell that you
are the most beautiful girl in the...room,
(in the whole wide room).
And when you're on the street,
(depending on the street),
I bet you are definitely in the top three
good lookin' girls on the street,
(depending on the street).
[...]
You're so beautiful,
you could be a waitress.
You're so beautiful,
you could be a air hostess in the 60s.
You're so beautiful,
you could be a part-time model.
[...]
Lets get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab,
I can't believe I'm sharing a kebab
with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.
Oh, why don't we leave?
Lets go to my house,
we can feel each other up on the couch,
oh no, I don't mind taking it slow.
Cause you're so beautiful...
Like a tree, or a high class prostitute.
You're so beautiful,
you could be a part time model,
but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job,
(a part time model),
spend part of your time modeling
and part of your time next to me.
(Flight Of The Conchords | The Most Beautiful Girl [In The Room])